So some time ago, I brought a huge fallen branch into my room because it was big and represented numerous possibilities of use. Not long after, I started noticing a wee bit of an ant problem, yet I knew the branch was behind it. I endured it for a while, simply killing off any ant I saw and thinking it would go away soon. Tonight, I have seen enough ants on that branch to make a mini army. First, I tried asking people via Facebook if someone possessed any bug spray before I got an outrageous idea. Being the crazy person that I am, I chose this idea over the bug spray and prayed no one was around to ask questions.
I put the branch (by now sawed into two parts) in the shower.
I chose to wash the ants off of the branch and pray the wood would not rot from this. Thankfully, no one else was in the bathroom, therefore no explaining was needed, especially to an RA.
What's the point of telling this? Well, mostly to show how insane I am, but more about the craziest ways I approach a problem because you know what? In my world, things work, and an ant-infested branch is no exception. So we'll see for the next couple days whether it worked or not. It should, considering I let the water run all over the two parts for a good minute or two. I seriously hope the wood does not rot from that.
Lame. I can't follow you :P Poo to you.
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